So today's prompt from dear ol' Jenni, "Sell yourself in 10 words or less", is giving me hives.
I couldn't sell oxygen if my life depended on it. And it does, oddly enough.
I'm not even entirely sure how this is supposed to be interpreted. Like am I supposed to tell you that I'm "fast, efficient, wise and the best choice you'll ever make"? Hmm, now that I just heard myself say that, I kind of believe it.
I'm "fast, efficient, wise and the best choice you'll ever make."
Unless it's the weekend or I'm on my period or it's any day after work. In which case that entire sentence can be tossed right out the window.
Happy weekend friends! I'm down at my Mama's in Southern Utah, packing up all THREE of those damn sweet golden retrievers and getting ready to go lounge on some red rock. Heaven, I tell you.
Uhm.
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So... I live in Southern Utah.. the red rock my constant companion. Basically what I'm saying is next time you're here.... uhm... we should meet up. No?
This is just MEAN. Letting me see your Utah-ian shenanigans while I'm down here in Tejas. geez.
DeleteAnd I'd also like to say that this was great. I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to post and I'm down to 4 hours and 14 minutes.
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