Once upon a time, in the land called Zion, there lived a lovely young woman. Each year in the Springtime, when Zion’s snowcapped mountains turned green, the young woman would arise from her frozen slumber to frolic merrily throughout the land in sundresses and flip-flops. The sun would warm the land and decorate it’s hills with abundant tulips and pansies. Each year the young woman’s heart was warmed and her soul inspired by the beauty and warmth of Springtime.
…but Evil was lurking.
Angered by the happiness of the people of the land during Springtime, Evil began to work his dark magic. He began to burn more and more fossil fuels. Quickly he released so much carbon dioxide into the atmosphere he caused major climate changes all over the earth. Springtime in Zion became darker. The rains fell longer and the sun hid. The lovely young woman’s heart was broken. Her sundresses and flip-flops were forced to stay in the back of her closet longer and the snowcapped mountains remained into May.
Sadly,
Kait